Friday, February 16, 2007

The Dangers of Asparagus


Me: Hey Nathan, want some of my asparagus?


Nathan: I would love some. Thank you.


Me: Sure, kill yourself.


Nathan: Kill myself?!


Me: Hmm, that sort of came out wrong. Let me think...


(a protracted, stunned silence)





Jake: Wait, I get it. Did you really mean, 'Knock yourself out?'


Me: THAT'S right! Knock yourself out!


2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Err... whatever brother.. What the heck happened to your engrish? Suddenly becum very cheena right? haha.. So hows everything over in San Diego? so far so good? Lemme know when you're comin back so we can go for the paintball match again. Anyways, take care of yerself ya?

Cheers,
Jinx

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So far so good, jinx, so far so good. I will let you know :)
Have a great day!

5:12 PM  

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