Physics Weddings Party

"Another successful day of procrastination," Sincere declares with cheer. He proceeds to craft and send out the following invitation.


Fellow graduate students,


It has come to our attention that several of our friends, have gotten married over the summer without telling us. Not wishing to be the Snowden of Princeton Physics, I feel that I am not at liberty to reveal this information. Thus, instead I am inviting all of you to party it up and celebrate for completely unrelated reasons.


Join us this Friday evening, October 18th, after 9pm at 206 East Stanworth to celebrate International Necktie Day.


"The modern necktie spread by Europe traces back to the time of the Thirty Years' War (1618–1648) when Croatian mercenaries from the Croatian Military Frontier in French service, wearing their traditional small, knotted neckerchiefs, aroused the interest of the Parisians."


We plan to drink and listen to Balkan music. If there's someone I missed that you wanted to invite, let them know they're welcome! Hopefully this party will be so cool that we'll form a Bose-Einstein condensate and thus have enough space for everyone in our house.

Sincere

PS: make sure to BYOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



PPS: there will be Soul Caliber